The Worst Albums Of All Time
posted by John Surname @ Rolling Stones & Voted
I have spent the last ten minutes browsing the excellent website Rate Your Music. The premise of the site, in case you're retarded, is it allows users to review and rate music. What interests me are the lists. It has lists of the best and worst albums organised by decade, year, and all time. The "Best Of All Time" list is pretty predictable. Chuck in some Beatles (though one reviewer gets props for calling them an Oasis rip-off band), Bob Dylan, Pink Floyd, Jimi Hendrix (when will people stop pretending they own his albums?), The Who etc. and mix it all around. We've seen it all before. It seems all you need to have top 100 album is wait 40 years and no-one will dare question it (The Rolling Stones blow, pass it on).
50.Fishspooner - #1
49.Fiona Apple - When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks Like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll Win the Whole Thing 'Fore He Enters the Ring There's No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand, Then You'll Know Where to Land and If You Fall It All
48.Garth Brooks, The Hits
47.Britney Spears - Britney
46.Toby Keith - Shock'n Y'all
45.Elton John - Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy
44.Michael Bolton, Time, Love and Tenderness
43.Celine Dion, A New Day Has Come
42.Celine Dion, Colour of My Love
41.Celine Dion, Falling Into You
40.Celine Dion, One Heart
39.Celine Dion, Let's Talk About Love
38.Celine Dion, These Are Special Times
37.England Dan and John Ford Coley, you pick it
36.Leonard Nimoy, Mr. Spock's Music From Outer Space
35.Paul Simon, One Trick Pony
34.R. Kelly - Chocolate Factory
33.Wing & a Prayer Fife & Drum Corps, Babyface
32.The Plastic Ono Band, Live Peace in Toronto (Side 2)
31.The Vanilla Fudge, The Beat Goes On
30.The Grateful Dead, Aoxomoxoa
29.Chris Rea, The Road To Hell, Part II
28.George Harrison, Electronic Sounds
27.Mariah Carey, Glitter
26.Spice Girls All Their Solo Albums!
25.Westlife Allow Us To Be Frank
24.Destinys Child Destiny Fulfilled
23.Duran Duran Thank You
22.C-Murder - The Truest Shit I Ever Said
21.Fall Out Boy - Fall Out Boy' Evening Out with Your Girlfriend
20.Pink Floyd, The Wall
19.Barbara Streisand, A Star Is Born movie soundtrack
18.Squeeze - Cosi Fan Tutti Frutti
17.Keith Murray - Rap-Murr-Phobia (The Fear Of Real Hip-Hop)
16.Madonna - Music
15.The Butthole Surfers - Hairway to Steven
14.Deep Purple Purpendicular
13.The Cranberries To The Faithful Departed
12.American Idol, Greatest Moments
11.Hannah Montana 2: Meet Miley Cyrus: Hannah Montana Soundtrack
10.Salt-n-Pepa - A Salt With a Deadly Pepa
9.Cher - Not.Com.mercial
8.Jennifer Lopez, On the 6
7. Limp Bizkit - New Old Songs.
6.K-Fed - Playing With Fire
5.Aaron Carter - Self Titled
4.Naomi Campbell Babywoman
3.Vanilla Ice, To the Extreme
2.Alvin and the Chipmunks, Urban Chipmunk
1.Crazy Frog - Crazy Frog presents Crazy Hits
How presumptuous that Crazy Frog can release an album of songs called "Crazy Hits" before they're even hits! He just knows they're going to be hits, because if you market something on TV long enough eight year olds will buy it. Furthermore, there is nothing crazy about Crazy Frog. He's just a regular frog who has been smoking too much crack. Instead of buying his album and supporting his $1000 a day habit, we should be helping him help himself. Next musically challenged amphibian to vie for the money of the easily amused - Random Frog. Lyk,
AND OTHERS...
DJ MARK RADCLIFFE nominates Metal Machine Music, by Lou Reed: "I would say William Shatner's album, but that's almost so bad it comes out the other side. Metal Machine Music is not one, but two albums of unlistenable noise, so technically it's twice as bad. I think Lou Reed would be quite proud of it being the worst album ever."
TV PRESENTER JUNE SARPONG nominates Aquarium, by Aqua: "When I was growing up I used to think they were really cool and I bought all their albums, in fact. The next one was called Aquarius. But looking back now this must be the worst thing I've heard."
DJ NORMAN COOK nominates The Mash Up Mix 2006, various artists: "Mash-ups or bootlegs [where DJs construct new tracks from samples] used to be something underground, illegal and naughty. But when they start doing K-tel style compilations, things like that kill the whole genre."
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