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25."I love my son"
Britney Spears ,after her latest debut Womanizer music video on American TV .
24."Somebody needs to teach you some class, my friend. You don't go grabbin' somebody else's, somebody's husband's [private parts], you understand me? That's very disrespectful."
Faith Hill, after a fan grabbed husband Tim McGraw's crotch during a concert appearance
23."I hate to be the one who told you this, but: I told you so."
Larry Birkhead, on learning from DNA test results that he is the biological father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter, Dannielynn
22."It's the most fun I have ever had and. also the biggest pain in the ass I have ever experienced."
Brad Pitt, on fatherhood
21."My own mother told me I didn't have a shot in hell of winning tonight."
A shocked Katherine Heigl upon winning an Emmy for Grey's Anatomy
20."To quote the great Simpsons: Haa-ha!"
Vindicated Dixie Chick Natalie Maines, channeling animated bully Nelson Muntz, while accepting the best country album Grammy for Not Ready to Make Nice
19."It's not like I was caught with a Mexican hooker."
Nick Lachey to OK Magazine after photos surfaced of he and girlfriend Vannesa Minnillo in a compromising position on vacation in Mexico
18."It is totally major!"
Victoria Beckham, about everything
17."Maybe after having kids, if my boobs dropped down to my belly button, I would get them lifted ... Maintenance. But you know, my boobs are real."
Jessica Simpson, on not ruling out plastic surgery in the future, to Harpers Bazaar
16."I'm not sure when or why the tabloid angle on me was decided that I am a cad. I would have much rather it had been that I am secretly a dentist or that I love soup."
Zach Braff, addressing womanizing rumors, on his MySpace blog
15."Don't put it on YouTube."
Beyonce Knowles, after slipping onstage during a concert performance. Despite her plea, the accident was posted on the website multiple times hours later
14."I just saw Lo's Britney."
Lauren Conrad, shocked that her friend exposed herself in a Vegas nightclub, on an episode of The Hills
13."Follow the whiskey."
Kid Rock, who arrived with "Redneck Woman" singer Gretchen Wilson, on his plans after the Country Music Awards
12."I think Jennifer knows how to get pregnant."
Leah Remini, in May, on rumors that she was trying to convert pal Jennifer Lopez to Scientology to help with fertility
11."I don't think much changes when you're 18 maybe the way people treat you. But I think the only things I can do is buy cigarettes, porn and, if I get in trouble with the law, I'm kind of screwed."
Hayden Panettiere, on her milestone birthday, to David Letterman
10."You are an adult, and I'm not going to be the person for you to explain your thoughts. ... Defend your own insinuations!"
Elisabeth Hasselbeck, in a split-screen showdown with Rosie O'Donnell on The View
9."I feel that I was treated unfairly, and that the sentence is both cruel and unwarranted. I don't deserve this."
Paris Hilton, after being sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating probation by driving with a suspended license. The heiress ended up spending a total of 23 well-documented days behind bars.
8.When you love someone so deeply they become your life, it's easy to succumb overwhelming fears inside. Blindly I imagined I could keep you under a glass. Now I understand to hold you I must open my hand and watch you rise.
Diva's Mariah Carey , Talking about her new better-half "Nick Cannon".
7."Who cares what Simon Cowell has to say?"
Former American Idol contestant Jennifer Hudson, accepting the New York Critics Circle Award for best supporting actress for her role in Dreamgirls. She went on to win the Oscar.
6."I'm quite happy to be thrown around and hopefully my leg will stay on."
Heather Mills, on the possibility of her prosthetic leg coming loose while competing on Dancing with the Stars. It didn't happen.
5."I am truly not one to give advice. I'm divorced and I stole my best friend's husband."
Denise Richards, when asked by TV's Extra if she had any post-jail advice for Paris Hilton
4."That would probably go under the category of 'everything.'"
Jack Wagner, on what he likes best about girlfriend Heather Locklear
3."This is the only naked man that will ever be in my bedroom."
Melissa Etheridge, clutching her Oscar and reveling in her win for Best Song backstage
2."Kiss my fat ass."
An emotional Tyra Banks, on her talk show, responding to critics who poked fun at the former model's recent weight gain
1."This is where you and I are different. Because this is all I want to talk about."
David Letterman, to Paris Hilton when she told the Late Show host she no longer wanted to talk about her stint in jail
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